BANANA 49¢/POUND‘What!’ I thought. ‘They have only one banana, and they sell it by the pound? That must be some banana!’ And I was irresistibly reminded of an old song, the lyrics of which I jot down here from memory, for those of you who may not be blessed (as I am) with more than perfect recall:
Yes! We have one banana, We have one banana today! It’s tasty and mellow And curvy and yellow And too big and heavy to weigh. By itself, It made a whole shipload; Each end Has its own zip code; But yes! We have one banana, We have one banana today!This peerless feat of memory shows, I believe, that my mental faculties are just about as good as they ever were and better than I deserve; for which the thanks or the blame should go to Dr. S. Hussain and the inventors of venlafaxine, a.k.a. Effexor. You’re welcome.