The publisher’s fantasy:
The reality:
Despite all our best efforts to educate them, consumers are not actually as stupid as all that. They know how to ride around. Alas.
Writers, on the other hand, can frequently be bamboozled into paying the toll. You just have to convince them that it will bring them Fame and Prestige. They want to brag to their friends and relations about being found worthy to pass the gate. They imagine that these persons will be impressed; whereas in actuality, the friends and relations will only respond with a hearty horselaugh. But by then, we have the writer in our clutches. Our minions’ contracts are for life and the afterlife; they are signed in the awful covenant of the Copyright Law, which is far more enduring than blood.
(signed)
H. Smiggy McStudge
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